At Walmart. Bought a yellow scarf and a clear umbrella.
Cashier looks at me. I can see their gears turning.
"Shot in the dark," they said. "But this wouldn’t happen to be for a cosplay would it?"
I was like, “Oh… Oh my god.”
"Oh my god!"
"Welp. I know what you’re into."
"You too, though."
Winks were exchanged. Today is a good day.
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands